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Title: Vizzini's Rule, Chapter 43

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Nothing springs to mind

Spoilers: Season One thru Random Shoes (1x9)

Disclaimer: Torchwood and all its wonderfulness belong to Russell T. Davies and the Mighty Beeb. Just goofin' around! All ©’s to Jacquetta May for dialogue and situations borrowed from Random Shoes.

Summary: In which there is something wrong with the SUV...

Notes: OK, I’m going on a much needed vacation in two days (Philly to visit family and then down to Atlanta for Dragon*Con squeeeee). I will try to keep posting when I’m at my brother’s but with two little kids involved, I can’t make any promises. :( So, Vizzini’s Rule might be going on hiatus for a bit. I hope hope HOPE that ya’ll come back and keep reading when I get posting again! Big Hugs to everyone!!

Previous Chapters


Vizzini's Rule: Chapter Forty-Three

Ianto got Brendan settled in the garage and hung around for a bit, just chatting as he started his preliminary check on the SUV. He finally left him to his business and returned to the Tourist Office to find Jack leaning against the counter as he came through the front door.

Who was that?” Jack asked as Ianto closed the door.

“The new mechanic from UNIT,” Ianto said nonchalantly.

“Is he as hot as he looked on the CCTV?”

Ianto rolled his eyes as he stepped behind the counter and didn’t answer.

“From my vantage point, he seemed quite taken with you… sir,” Jack said, grinning.

“He was a nice boy, Jack. That’s all.”

“Boy?” Jack snorted. “He’s probably the same age as you, Yan.”

Ianto tilted his chin belligerently. “Is there something you need, sir?”

Jack grinned again. “Not really, I just wanted to see if you were missing Phil.”

“Oh yes, desperately,” Ianto said dryly. He pushed the button to open the wall.

Laughing quietly, Jack took the hint and turned to leave. Before he was through the wall, the bell jingled again and Brendan walked through the door.

“Mr. Jones? I mean, Ianto?” Brendan said, flushing again.

Jack chuckled. Ianto ignored him and answered Brendan. “Yes, Brendan?”

“Um… ,” Brendan faltered, glancing at Jack who stepped forward with his hand out.

“Captain Jack Harkness and who are you?” he asked in his flirtiest tone.

“Jack,” Ianto said warningly.

“What? I’m just saying hello to… Brendan, is it?”

Brendan gulped and shook Jack’s hand and then fumbled a salute. “Brendan, yes, Brendan Spenser, UNIT, Captain, sir.”

“That’s a hell of a name, soldier,” Jack teased. “Welcome to Torchwood. Well, I’ll let you boys get to work.” He gave Ianto a wink as he left, the wall swinging closed behind him.

“Blimey,” Brendan breathed. “That’s him, then?”

“Yep,” Ianto said.

“What’s it like, working with him every day?”

“It has its moments,” Ianto said, smiling to himself.

“I’ll bet! He’s so…” Brendan blushed again. “Sorry. I came back up because the water pump? It’s got a–” he broke off. “Do you care about the details?”

“Not really. I don’t know much about cars,” Ianto said.

“Right then. The water pump? It’s about to go. I can call for a replacement and UNIT can overnight it, but that’s as fast as we’ll be able get it here.”

“I’m sure that will be fine. Should we stop driving it until you can fix it?”

“That would be best. It might be okay and it might go out next time you drive anywhere. Better safe than sorry and stuck on the side of the road.”

“I’ll inform the team, then. Thank you, Brendan,” Ianto said with a smile. “Does this mean you’re stuck here for the night?”

“Guess so,” Brendan said, looking surprised. “I hadn’t thought that far ahead.”

“Part of my job,” Ianto said. “Shall I find you a hotel room? There’s a nice B&B nearby.”

“You don’t have to do that, sir. I’m used to fending for myself.”

Ianto raised an eyebrow. “What did I tell you about that ‘sir’?”

Flushing yet again, Brendan said, “Right, sorry… Ianto.”

“That’s better.” They both smiled.

“Well, I better get back downstairs and finish what I can,” Brendan said reluctantly. He had his hand on the door when he turned and asked, “I don’t suppose there’s a good pub nearby? Where I could grab some dinner?”

“The Packet’s close, we go there quite a bit. I can show you where it is.”

“Great. Unless…” Brendan paused, examining the door knob closely. “I don’t suppose you’re free tonight? We could go… together? Play some darts or something? Pass the time?”

Ianto was startled. Is this beautiful boy asking me out? Surely not, he’s just stuck here… Realizing that he hadn’t answered, Ianto spoke hurriedly. “That sounds fun. Why don’t we meet here after you’re done and we can walk over together.”

Brendan smiled. “Great.”

After he had left, Ianto stood at the counter for a while just thinking. What did I just agree to? It’s not a date, of course it’s not. What will Jack think? Ianto snorted and tapped a stack of flyers with more force than necessary. I know exactly what Jack will think. Shaking his head, he sent everyone an email about the SVU being out of commission and then decided to just get it over with. He pressed the blue button and headed through the wall.

He checked on the others as he passed through the Hub. No one needed anything from him. Gwen didn’t even respond to Ianto’s question she was so focused on her computer screen. Wondering if she was still looking into Eugene’s death, Ianto walked to Jack’s office.

“Dinner at the Pub, eh?” Jack said as he stepped through the door.

Frowning, Ianto said, “Don’t you have anything better to do than watch the CCTV?”

“Not at the moment,” Jack replied.

“Fine. I just came down to let you know that I would be entertaining our guest from UNIT this evening. So if you need to reach me, please call my mobile,” Ianto said stiffly and turned to leave.

“Oh come on, Yan! Come and sit down for a second,” Jack pleaded. “I’m sorry I teased you.”

“No, you’re not,” Ianto grumbled, but he sat down.

“Really, I just…” Jack fiddled with his letter opener. “I just wanted to say, have fun tonight. You deserve an evening off and if it comes with a pretty boy, so much the better.”

“Jack, please, it’s just dinner and a game of darts so he won’t be bored.”

Jack snorted. “I know what you think, Ianto and I know what I saw, and I just wanted to say that if you two hit it off, well…” He said again in that strange, intense voice, “Just have fun, okay.”

Ianto felt his stomach turn. “Did you just… you did not just tell me that it’s okay with you if I feel like having sex with him. Did you?”

Jack looked up. “I’m saying that whatever happens happens. We don’t have any… any hold on each other, so–”

Ianto stood so suddenly that he knocked the chair over. With a harsh bark of laughter he said, “Right, sir, no hold on each other. None at all.”

“Ianto!” Jack called as he strode out of the office. “Ianto, I didn’t mean to…”

Ianto didn’t hear the rest of Jack’s sentence. He ran up the stairs to the Tourist Office, grabbed his coat and locked the door behind him. He calmed himself down as he walked over to the garage. No reason to take this out on Brendan, he thought as he focused on breathing. The only part of Brendan he could see when he got to the garage was a pair of long legs sticking out from under the SUV. Brendan rolled himself out and looked up at Ianto in surprise.

“Gave myself an early pass,” Ianto said with a smile. “We can go whenever you’re ready, no rush.”

Brendan grinned and said, “Give me five minutes.”

TBC in Chapter Forty-Four
 
 

Date: 2008-08-22 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weeviltrends.livejournal.com
Awww poor Ianto, being teased and such.
Great chapter ^^

Date: 2008-08-23 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
Thanks hun!!

Date: 2008-08-22 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cjharknessgirl.livejournal.com
Oh no Jack has gone and stuck his foot in his mouth again, hope they can sort it out.

Date: 2008-08-23 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
Never fear, the boys will always end up together in my world!! :D

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Date: 2008-08-22 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bookwrm89.livejournal.com
*slaps Jack upside the head* He is such an idiot.

I hope Ianto has a fun night out and Jack realizes what a boorish ass he was being.

Have fun on your vacation! I'm so envious of you getting to go to Dragon*Con! I wanted to go, but just couldn't afford it. *pouts* Silly teenagers and all the things they need for going to boarding school.

Date: 2008-08-23 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
Heh - Jack is getting quite the abuse this chappie!! Not that he doesn't deserve it!

Silly teenagers indeed! That's why I love my kittie, he's pretty cheap to feed and requires no education. Will post lotsa pics!

Date: 2008-08-22 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teachwriteslash.livejournal.com
Oh seriously JACK!!! You moron.

Enjoy Dragon Con. Say hello to Atlanta for me (lived there a long time!)

Date: 2008-08-23 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
He's such a MAN!! :)

Will wave to Peachtree Street for ya!

Date: 2008-08-22 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morgia.livejournal.com
"So, Vizzini’s Rule might be going on hiatus for a bit" What ??? Hooo, ok, have to breathe *difficult breathing* its just for a moment *difficult breathing* She said its just for the vacation *difficult breathing* buttononthetop deserve holidays like everyone... Ho gosh, I think I feel already the effects of the weaning *difficult breathing/hand shaking* and she told me there are no bad effects to be addicts at Vizzini's Rule... *pain* Haaaaaa!!! I think I have a heart attack !!!!!!

(heuuu, before falling in the coma I just want to tell you that I love Brendan, hope more flirt wiht Ianto...) ;)

Date: 2008-08-23 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
No comas!!!! I will try to keep posting up to Thursday, but it depends on my brother and the kiddies. Just breathe!!! :D

I'm glad you love Brendan and oh, there will be flirting!! :D

Date: 2008-08-22 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alba17.livejournal.com
Oooh, that's kind of a cliffhanger to leave us with. Jack, you dummy. *shakes fist at him*. Have fun at Dragoncon and say hello to GDL for us! I lived in Atlanta for a long time too.

Date: 2008-08-23 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
Jack is a dummy, isn't he? You have Ianto, you no share!! :D I will have a ball in Atlanta and come home with lots of pics!!

Date: 2008-08-22 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angst-queen-98.livejournal.com
*snorfle* Poor Ianto! Me thinks the good Captain needs a foot-in-mouth specialist. *hugs Ianto*

Hey, you'll be in Philly? That's not so far from me! *waves* And my best friends live in Atlanta. Give the city my regards. :) Have fun on vacation and don't worry, we'll all be waiting (im)patiently for new chappies when you return.

Best regards,
Queenie

Date: 2008-08-23 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
Ok, new fav word *snorfle* :D

Will wave in your general direction when I get to Philly! :) I MIGHT be able to post a little between now and Thursday if my brother (and my niece and nephew!) will allow me a little computer time. *crosses fingers*

Many pics and stories to come once I'm back! :D

Date: 2008-08-22 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weeviltrends.livejournal.com
Gah omg I didn't even realize that GDL would be at DragonCon.
You can go on the one condition that you say hi and take pictures mkay? ;)

Date: 2008-08-23 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
To quote my friend from Minnesota - yeah, sure, youbetcha!! :D

GDL is the ONLY reason I finally let myself be talked into going. Bring on the crazies and the hot boys!! :D Squee!!

Date: 2008-08-22 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_miss_daisy_/
*iz jealous you're going to Dragon*Con* My boss wouldn't give me the time off. I asked months in advance and she said no. And there's no reason for her to not let me go either. If I didn't NEED this job I so would have told her what I thought about her just then. Anyways....

Have fun on vacation anyway. *iz still jealous*

I like this chapter a lot. It's just like Jack to go and say something like that to Ianto. And while I'm a big Janto fan, I wouldn't mind seeing Ianto and Brendan together even if its only for a one night stand or something. It seems like there could be potential there.

Date: 2008-08-23 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
Evil boss!!!!!!!!! :( Will think of you when I'm in the room with GDL!!!! Squee! And take lots of pictures. :D

Heh, won't spoil anything but I will say this, no matter what happeds in the next few chapters, you know the SUV will need service every three months.... so Brenda may be back!

Date: 2008-08-22 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morning-promise.livejournal.com
Que Stupido! (Sometimes I can only express it in spanish).
Jack how dumb can you get?

P.S. Have a wonderful time a DragonCon.

Date: 2008-08-23 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
C'est vrai! Sorry, I took French. :D

P.S. Thanks!! Will be posting pics and stories when I get back!!

Date: 2008-08-22 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itoshii-chan.livejournal.com
*sniffles*

Dragon*Con... *sniffles* Take lots and LOTS of pics of GDL! *sniffles*

WHY DON'T I EVER GET TO GO TO CONVENTIONS?!?!?!

*bawling*

AND JACK!! FOR THE LOVE OF...!!! *bonks him on the head* YOU INSUFFERABLE IDIOT!!

Date: 2008-08-23 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
Oh dear... *pats itoshii_chan* I will post lots and lotsa of pictures I promise!!

And yes, Jack needed that bonk on the head for sure!! Thanks hun!

Date: 2008-08-22 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happi-feet.livejournal.com
Pop in the ConSuite some time and holler. I'll be working 3am to 11am.

Date: 2008-08-23 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
Oh cool! I'll be the crazy one, NOT dressed in a costume. ;) Seriously tho, I'll try to stop in and say hi!

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Date: 2008-08-22 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] qaffangyrl.livejournal.com
have a GREAT time at dragon*con!!! give us a report if you can.

I find this chapter very intereresting and actually quite plausible.

Something that's stuck with me from S1 is how in 1x12 Ianto tells Owen "Jack needs me" and in the very same ep our!Jack tells real!Jack that he doesn't have anyone special back home. He says "there's no one"

I'll be waiting patiently for you to return. have a great vacation.

qaffangyrl

Date: 2008-08-23 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
Oh there will be much reporting (with pics) from the madness of D*C!!

Thanks hun!! So glad you're still enjoying and that I'm still in plausible-land. I try to, you know, *makes funny sign with my fingers* keep it real. :D

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Date: 2008-08-22 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lupus-malus.livejournal.com
I'm gonna miss this if it takes a hiatus; especially since you've just given us Brendan, a Ianto who's pissed at Jack, a night in the pub together and all sorts of possibilities!

Date: 2008-08-23 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
Sorry to go away, but it's nice to be missed!! I'm hoping my brother will let me get a little posting done between now and Thursday. :) So glad you like Brendan!! :D

Date: 2008-08-22 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragynville.livejournal.com
Oh oh, Jack's done it now, he's got some serious making up to do. Love the build up to the tension of that scene, it's so well-paced and natural.

Hope you have a lovely vacation and enjoy Dragon Con. :D

Date: 2008-08-23 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
Oh yeah! Thanks hun!!

I hope to have lotsa pics to share of the crazies! And GLD of course!! ;)

Date: 2008-08-22 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lambsendbeds.livejournal.com
AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! JACK YOU GREAT BOOB! *shakes him until his teeth rattle* WHAT ARE YOU THINKING! Now Ianto,don't go doing anything rash...you're not that kind of guy. I'm with morgia - I'm gonna go through withdrawl while you're on hiatus but you've worked so hard and SQUEEEEE DragonCon! Get an autograph from GDL for me,huh? *wishes* Or at least take pics and post them. Have a GREAT time,love!

Date: 2008-08-23 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
Hee! Jack's gonna have Shaken Captain Syndrome!! :D

Promise to take lots of pics and see GDL every chance I get. He IS the reason I let my friend finally talk me into going after all this time. Squeeee!!

Date: 2008-08-22 09:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ishouldntreally.livejournal.com
AH! I'm so glad you didn't go the jealous Jack route. And I think it was great of him to support Ianto and tell him to have some fun. If anyone deserves it it's him.

Have a great holiday.

Date: 2008-08-23 03:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
Yeah, he might regret his comments later, but he honestly believes them right now. Silly, silly man! If you have Ianto you no share! :D

Thanks! I hope to bring back tons of pictures and stories from the D*C madness!

Date: 2008-08-22 10:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etmuse.livejournal.com
Oh Jack Jack Jack... you silly man. Maybe sometime try thinking before you speak...

Have a good time on your trip, and we'll survive (just about) if we have to wait until you get back for a new chapter... some of us might have had a nervous breakdown, but we'll survive.

Date: 2008-08-23 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
Heh - Jack is such a man, isn't he??

No nervous breakdowns, please! If I promise to post lots and lots of pictures of GDL when I get back, will that help? ;)

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Date: 2008-08-22 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] butterflycell.livejournal.com
Well, was THAT ever a really dumb thing for Jack to do.. honestly, he just doesn't get it, does he?! *******FUMES********

idiot...

**clings to you**

You can't go away and leave me without updates! I rely on you for fic when there's no one else posting! NOOOOOOOO!! Hell, I may actually have to buckle down and work now... I don't like the sound of that, I really don't.

Have a good time though ^^

Date: 2008-08-23 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
Yeah, Jack is a dummy sometimes!!

Sorry sweetie!! I hope my brother will let me use his computer some, so it may not be a total drought until I get to Atlanta on Thursday!!

Date: 2008-08-22 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christine-twfan.livejournal.com
Jack, Jack, Jack, JAck.......

What are we going to do with you?!?!

Date: 2008-08-23 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
I know! He's such a doofus. :)

Date: 2008-08-22 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thrace-adams.livejournal.com
Well you know how much I loved this chapter and Horatio -oops I mean Brendan too :) Love the chemistry between them...serves Jack right the idiot! (Can't wait until everyone sees what comes next ;-) ) Have fun in Philly...see you in Atlanta *sigh* *hugs*

Date: 2008-08-23 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
Thanks hun! See you soon!! :D

Date: 2008-09-09 09:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-addicted.livejournal.com
God, I just knew Jack was gonna screw it up (I mentally knocked on wood but it didn't help *pouts*) ... then again, he thought he was doing the right thing ... Argh, this is not gonna end well, is it?
*goes on reading with a slight feeling of foreboding*

Date: 2008-09-10 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
Oh yeah - Jack's foot was introduced to Jack's mouth BIG TIME. :O He's lucky Ianto is... well... Ianto. :)

Date: 2009-11-02 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reddevilpoes.livejournal.com
trust Jack to say just the wrong things..poor Ianto.

And of course my all time favourite: Just saying hello....

Date: 2009-11-05 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buttononthetop.livejournal.com
Thank you! I had fun with Jack meeting Brendan. And ohhh, yeah - Jack does "open mouth insert foot" so well. :)

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